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| Paris_123 |
Posted: 5 November 2005, 09:55 AM
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I heard in one of my classes that Katie Holmes has to go through a silent birth according to Scientology, meaning, she can't scream, and she can't have painkillers. I didn't believe the person who said that, but then I looked into it, and it's true! How can a woman possibly go through childbirth, which is said to be the most painful thing one can endure...and not scream or say a word? so i made a scene out of it [Scene] Enter Katie Holmes, in bed, delivering her baby. Tom Cruise, doctors and scientology advisors are nearby. Tom: Don't scream Katie! Katie tries very hard not to scream, but eventually lets out a small shriek during a contraction Scientology advisors: PERMANENT MENTAL DAMAGE!! KILL THE BABY, KILL THE BABY!! Tom: I can't believe I got up on a couch on Oprah for you!! You damanged our baby for life!! Scientology advisors: KILL THE BABY!! KILL THE BABY!! Katie continues to scream... [/Scene] -------------------
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| KukSoolWon |
Posted: 5 November 2005, 12:27 PM
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The KAF Stalker...
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How... weird. -reads siggy- Is Catherine your friend from school? -------------------
"It's all a... dream." - Julia "Yeah. Just a dream." - Spike I taste like a cookie?!?! KAF Stalking: Kaeko and Tantal Paparazzi stalking: betabeta Cool people to know: Miss Maha, Paris 123, bluekitsune, Vampyress, MrMiroku, Jayu Makusho Click for disclaimer... Click for my FanClubs |
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| Ryuji |
Posted: 5 November 2005, 03:59 PM
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ghettoBLASTAH!
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yes, no offense, but scientology is messed up. The school that I go to is based off of the guy that made scientology, so I'm constantly threatened by their dumbness.... |
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| Paris_123 |
Posted: 5 November 2005, 06:03 PM
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^ wow that sucks, i hate it to QUOTE (KukSoolWon @ Nov 5 2005, 12:27 PM) How... weird. -reads siggy- Is Catherine your friend from school? Catherine is my girlfriend -------------------
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| Shugo-kun |
Posted: 5 November 2005, 06:04 PM
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This sounds too much like an abortion thread, and it seems relatively useless and may spark something uneeded. I'm going to kill it now with my COAT HANGER OF TEMPORAL DOOM!!!!!!! ![]() *Please note the sarcasm* -------------------
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